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TJ Connors


Poor Guy!

Monday, November 02, 2009

Over the weekend a nice fella decided to share with me a very personal story about his "first time".

His "first time" didn't pan out for him until college, when one drunken night he found a girl who was as liquored as he was who liked him enough to "give it up".  After a dorm party, the two of them went back to her place where they "did the deed".

In the middle of the night, dude wakes up soaking wet... A huge puddle surrounded him on closer inspection, he assumed it was a pile of sweat, so he did the fool proof method of touching the puddle and doing the finger smell... It wasn't sweat at all!

The girl wakes up shortly after, he asks her to get him a glass of water to which she obliges.  She goes to the bathroom, he decides to dump the glass of water all over the bed to mask the bed wetting.... I guess nobody told her that Shamwow bedsheets come in queen size!

Poor guy.....
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