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Have You Seen This Penis?

Friday, August 28, 2009

Guys (girls, too, for that matter), next time you enjoy a few beverages out on the town and decide you just can't possibly make it home without stopping to relieve yourself - think again!  Your public piddling might just end up on You Tube!  Alex Hess, a building manager at a Queen Street building in Toronto is tired of people peeing in his building's entranceway.  Most of them confine their shower to the corner of the entrance.  But what really "pissed" Alex off is the guy who decided to flood the whole floor.  What the guy didn't know is that he was caught on video surveillance.  Alex, being the resourceful guy that he is, decided to use that video to his advantage.  He put the guy and his "manhood" on posters with "Small Penis Alert" in big black letters at the top.  There's also a pretty good closeup of the guy's face.  And to make it even better, Alex did what everyone with a good piece of video does these days - posted it on YouTube.  Besides the posters, the video has received thousands of hits.  And his website - smallpenisalert.com  - asks for people who recognize the man or his bits to contact him.

Alex says, "The message is, if you pee on my building, I'm going to make fun of your manhood."

Maybe next time the guy is out at the bar, he'll "go" before he goes.  It's better than ending up on YouTube!

Here's a story from Global News...
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