Jennifer Love Hewitt Vajazzles. 

WTF?  How do you even do that without causing permanent damage?!?!  Are there special Vajazzling Bedazzlers?  Do you order them online?  Does Forbidden Pleasures carry a full line of Vajazzle accessories?  And I don't care how good a friend she is, I'm not letting her anywhere near my va-jay-jay with Swarovskis! 

They've got Tatoo Barbie.  Is Vajazzle Barbie next?

Of course being as pregnant as I am right now, I haven't seen my "Precious Lady" in months.  Maybe it's already vajazzled and I don't even know it!