Shitty & Shallow Playoff Predictions -- Part 3
Round two of the NHL playoffs have already started, so I'm a little late with my predictions, but I'm the only person in my hockey pool, and I forgive me.
First up, the Devils and Flyers. I really could not care less about this series, seeing as I'm not a fan of Philly, and New Jersey beat out Florida.
I was hoping the Panthers would win the whole damn thing. I blame this guy.
Anyway, my prediction is that the Flyers will win this series in six.
For the head-to-head, I'll take amateur soccer player and overtime hero, Danny Briere.
I'll toss him up against Devils captain, Zach Parise.
Now onto the Caps and Rangers. Even though New York is ahead, I'm going to take Washington in seven games.
For this one, I'm picking Joel Ward because he had a great response to the racist jerks on twitter. He was super classy, and you can read about it here.
I'm putting Ward up against goalie, Henrik Lundqvist because HELLO!
He's a fox.
And here he is laughing at something I said.
Moving onto the West side. Between the Kings and Blues, I'll take the Kings in six.
I know they're already one game ahead. That's why I'm picking them. Duh.
The head-to-head is Dustin Penner because one time he hurt his back eating pancakes and then TMZ reported that he and Jessica Welch were getting a divorce.
Penner will be up against David Backes. He is nominated for the Selke trophy, which is for most offensive defensive player. He can't be that offensive because he bagged this hottie.
The final series is between Phoenix and Nashville.
Even though they're behind 2-0, I'm calling a comeback and saying the Predators take the Coyotes in seven.
For the Preds, I choose Patric Hornqvist. Mostly because of this:
And I'll choose Shane Doan from the Coyotes. Because when your last name is Doan, they call you Doaner, and that's pretty bad-ass.
And also this: