If you haven't noticed by now, I'm a big fan of food... especially disgustingly greasy foods that will clog your arteries just by looking at them.

For example: I took down KFC's Double Down the first day it was available in Canada. I actually had an idea (and I would still like to try it) to take a Double Down and a Big Mac, and replace the middle bun of the Big Mac with the Double Down. Fortunately for my health, I haven't got around to doing that just yet.

Pizza Hut's got a new food available now though that is just begging me to eat it.

Stuffed crust? Boring. How about a cheeseburger crust?

It's called the Crown Crust Burger Pizza. It's topped with beef, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese and special sauce... and the crust is a dozen cheeseburgers.

I get the impression Pizza Hut might be trying to cash in on the popularity of Epic Meal Time, who have been known to garnish their creations with Baconators.

You won't be able to find this at the local Pizza Hut, unfortunately. As of right now, it's exclusive to the Middle East. It's also being described as the "Most royal pizza ever," because apparently bypass surgery is required to become a king or queen.

Here's the TV spot for the pizza, which is arguably cheesier than the pizza itself:

If Pizza Hut ever does decide to introduce this in North America, I'll probably have to try it just to say I've done it... But for the time being, I'm thankful I don't have to put my arteries through that.