I’ve had this weird fascination with the world of Competitive Eating for some time now. I mean, I love eating as much as the next guy, and I’ve even won a couple eating contests myself…
This was the scene last year, so stay tuned for some interesting photos… pic.twitter.com/O94FjOa5sE
— Ken Elrick II (@DrPatchbeard) May 5, 2016
Although I didn’t feel great in the immediate aftermath, I did come out victorious in last year’s Cystic Fibrosis Month Spaghetti Eating Contest. I wasn’t so lucky this year, and I’d probably attribute that to not really practicing.
Because, you know, you gotta keep up on it. You can’t just show up to an eating contest completely unprepared and expect to leave with anything more than an awful overfull feeling in your gut. That’s why professionals like Molly Schuyler and Joey Chestnut are constantly taking part in different eating contests.
One guy who seems to be right at the top of the competitive eating world right now is Matt “MegaToad” Stonie. He’s been featured in my blog previously, eating 25 Big Macs in 22 minutes… And more recently, eating a dozen tacos in 80 seconds.
Now he’s turned to breakfast cereal for his next challenge. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, to be specific… And 2 giant size boxes of it at that. And of course you can’t have cereal without milk (well you CAN, but it’s just not as good), so of course he fills the bowl up with a whole gallon of milk too. Watch:
As you’ll see at the start of the video, he’s done a couple other cereal challenges recently… Might as well feature them here as well!
They’re saying now that eating breakfast isn’t necessarily as all-important as it’s often claimed to be, but MegaToad isn’t having any of that… In fact it looks like he’s eaten enough breakfast to last him a few weeks at least!