What the eff is going on with Kim Jong-un?
The North Korean leader has been missing for a while, which in NK means that you’ve been killed or locked up. Or in Kim’s case, in hospital with two broken ankles.
How, you ask? There are many theories, including gout from excessive weight gain and drinking. Too much Swiss cheese maybe?
Apparently Kim Jong-un broke one of them wearing Cuban heels.
I imagine this is how he did in the other one.
To read the full, odd story, head over to the Telegraph.