This is not (really) a post about the new iPhone. It’s actually about penises.
Anyway, it’s led to some discussion about how women really talk about penises. Here’s an excerpt from Salon, The Real Story About How Women Evaluate Men’s Junk.
“I find it funny how women have adopted the objectifying language that is so crude in men. The idea that a woman is ‘a good piece of ass’ or ‘a nice rack’ is pretty diminishing, but somehow, when I turn on reality TV, it seems to be crammed with women who want to ogle a guy’s six pack and talk about his junk.”
The author of this post feels bad about this fact, but I don’t. I think it’s kind of refreshing and entertaining — because let’s face it, I’m not watching Bachelor in Paradise for the dating tips.
Also, Kelly Ripa made dick jokes for like a whole five minutes on her show yesterday while talking about the new, BIGGER iPhone 6.