Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Don’t look at me, it was OJ Simpson!
“The former NFL player and accused murderer was reportedly caught stealing cookies from the Nevada prison where he is serving time for armed robbery.
Simpson has been warned by doctors not to indulge in fatty, sugary foods, as the once-great football player now suffers from diabetes and a weight problem. Apparently, that did not stop the 66-year-old from pilfering a stack of more than a dozen oatmeal cookies from the prison cafeteria.”
In OJ’s defense, oatmeal cookies are delicious.
No word on if he was wearing a glove.