A Virgin Airlines flight on its descent into Perth was forced to declare an emergency landing because the pilots, hearing someone banging loudly on the cockpit door, were in fear of a possible hijacking. It wasn’t a hijacker though, just an idiot. Just before landing he wanted to use the bathroom before the seatbelt sign lit up and this tool can’t figure out that he’s not banging on the bathroom door – he’s banging on the cockpit. First of all if the bathroom is occupied, what kind of jerk bangs on the bathroom door? Secondly, how do you mistake the lavatory which has the occupied signage on it for the cockpit which is located in the same place it has been since the passenger jet was invented; the front of the plane? Guaranteed that this cat is a few sandwiches short of a picnic and that’s why he’s this week’s proof that you can’t fix stupid.
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