Let’s talk daredevils.
This year we’ve seen some good ones!
1st) Felix Baumgartner fell from Space.
Kissing his ass good bye only once before the jump, but not thanking the lord or George Lucas at all.
2nd) Nick Wallenda walked over the Grand Canyon on a 2 inch wire without a safety net or harness
The walk took 22 minutes during which Nick Thanked Jesus 69 times, thanked the lord 39 times, but thanked the discovery Channel only Once… AND THEY PAID MILLIONS!!!
For what I know, Jesus is broke and needs a collection plate.
3rd) This week Chicago daredevil Anthony Martin escaped from a locked box dropped from an airplane at 14,500 feet after freeing himself in under a minute!
When asked about the jump he first said “I praise God it all went good” …. and this guys supposed to know magic!
I have a ongoing joke I amuse myself with, when anybody asked me, how I lost 90 pounds so quickly. I always say “Oh I found Jesus! Yeah, prayer works for 3 things Crossing the Grand Canyon, winning the Super Bowl and weight loss… who knew?”
You should the looks I get after I tell them about prayer squats.